“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!” (x)
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via foxycyrus)
what if your favorite singer was secretly one of your classmates with a wig
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